https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-funeral-on-mars

Nice to see a familiar account here! If it wasn’t for PoppinKREAM I’d have been far less informed during the Trump years!

In theory, maybe. But I think the bigger issue is that at 14, a kid doesn’t have a real great ability to deal with drunk people, or is responsible enough to check IDs or any of the other things required to serve alcohol. Can you imagine a 14 year old in a TIPs training class?

Edit: and imagine how shitty a 14 year old girl would get treated serving booze to drunk assholes