I have a straight peen most of the time.

I use it daily and think it’s excellent. Skype, on the other hand, is diabolical.

That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.

Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

Never tried either.

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We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.

If you don’t have the willpower or don’t really want to, you will fail. It’s nearly all willpower.

I’ve never seen or heard anyone use drug as the past tense of drag in my long-legged life.

That’s a wild rollercoaster of a question. It’s like a robot who learned English in a rush.

It’s Mandy or The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

+1 for Cake

We are all above him.

Do you have functioning eyes?

The Terror is marvelous. If you’re thinking of buying Paul Tremblay’s short story collection, don’t. It’s dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

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Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.