Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.
Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.
Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!
Less starsy, more barsy.
If it’s a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I’m far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.
My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!
Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?
I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining
These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.
Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
Futurama also did it with “Refreshing Crack!^TM”
It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.
They cannot engineer a stop to the cracking and the leak, only replace the injectors all with new parts, which would cause a backorder millions deep. So the shitty company is saying “the shitty car leaks fuel and we can’t fix it so we made a funnel for gas so you can’t notice if it happens. Also it may be more fire resistant? Good luck!”
He’ll just draw a sharpie circle around himself and declare it seabear-proof.
I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.
Happiest place in South Dakota, but don’t you dare be gay here.
Duh. Now can we do something about it?
My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.