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    10 months ago

    Just have your GF make a wish for a pair of x-wings. Or that you both have super powers. Or whatever. She would be a new customer and this able to make 1 wish.

    Edit: Wait… Did she just poof into existence or was she already in line? I’ve seen this comic so many times and only now am I noticing the girl is in the first panel.

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      10 months ago

      She was poofed into existence one hour in the past, and started walking toward the well. At first it was just a zombie shuffle, mindless and jagged. But slowly and surely, she remembered her made-up past, forgot that she had materialized from thin air.

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        10 months ago

        Wait, does this mean the well knows what you will wish for before you wish for it? We’re getting into some weird areas here…

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          10 months ago

          Perhaps everything we do is the preamble to some future dingbat’s wish. Maybe all of history is unavoidably conspiring to lead to a truck of cash toppling over in front of him, after which point we’ll all blink and look around, dazed, unsure what to do.

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        10 months ago

        But 2 days later the necromancer fell short of energy and she decomposed on the sheets.

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      10 months ago

      If we’re reading that particular top to bottom he does say “true love” and she could then be walking up.