• Saneless@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      And then you help them anyway.

      Them: how’d you figure it out?

      Me: I typed your problem into Google and read the page it recommended. You should try it

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    Random person I met the very first time two days ago while on a walk with one of my dogs: so what do you do for a living?

    Me: software engineering.

    Them: oh great. I have this issue with my computer …

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      If it’s a software issue just tell them to install gnu/linux. That might make their issues worse but at least you converted someone to the cult religion!

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    Oh nonono, i have a cool computer project! You see, i have this app idea which will make us a lot of money! And i think that you can code the app!