Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

  • forty2@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Bald up top, and a big fuck-off uncontrollable 70s afro down below.

    Neatly trimmed to look exactly like an elephant shaped chia pet. Orgasms ruined because the beauty and awe THIS burning bush elicits, but I don’t care because it’s been classified as one of the natural wonders of the world