• conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO GET BE A CUCK ON A TRAIN WHEN ALL THOSE OTHER ALPHA MALES ARE OUT THERE GETTING FUCKED BY TRAFFIC

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        11 months ago

        Look, if I don’t sit in a certain amount of traffic on my way home from my shitty job, I just can’t hit my wife with my full passion, I’m just not into it. Plus, traffic is half the reason I’m drunk by the time I’m home, which really makes domestic violence more pleasurable (for me LoL). Plus, have seen how badass my enormous truck is??

        /s obv