• aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      They’re going to have to bury him at sea. If they buried him on land, the grave would quickly become a Superfund site, on account of all the piss.

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      You’ll have to take up golfing then, because there is no way he won’t be buried in his golf course for tax reasons. Also to charge an entry fee to all the saps willing to worship and pray to him

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        Oh I’d pay, well at least a one time fee, to do the honor. Now I wouldn’t join “his” club for fuck sakes, but green fees one time, yeah I probably would. I’d even be discrete about it. Rig up some tube coming out of my shoe running to a sock catheter up my pants leg., bow my head in faux reverence all the while pissing on his grave. But no I haven’t put a lot of thought into this or anything. 🤣

        And I’m fully aware of how juvenile and meaningless it all would be. But this man has done more damage to the country and to the people he’s brainwashed into following him than anybody will ever truly understand. He is the epitome of the greed, avarice, and selfishness that is destroying not just this country but the entire world. Fuck him.

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          It’s completely legal to fly a drone over private property, just an fyi.

          There’s some exceptions like federal property but none apply to his shitty golf courses.