Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months agoWhat is something you read on lemmy that you think is true but probably not.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down17
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something you read on lemmy that you think is true but probably not.Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-square😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·10 months agoSome user wants to fuck my mom. I said, “Go Ahead. She’s old and hasn’t been laid in many years.” I’m guessing that user lied.
minus-squareanarchost@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoI am that user, and no I am not joking
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoI can definitely relate. My dad passed away a while ago, and so whenever someone makes a mom joke to me, I give the classic Palpatine response. My mom needs the happiness.
Some user wants to fuck my mom. I said, “Go Ahead. She’s old and hasn’t been laid in many years.” I’m guessing that user lied.
I am that user, and no I am not joking
I can definitely relate. My dad passed away a while ago, and so whenever someone makes a mom joke to me, I give the classic Palpatine response. My mom needs the happiness.