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  • xoggy@programming.dev
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    9 months ago

    If you tenderize the meat before you eat it you shouldn’t have to tenderize it after it comes back out.

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      9 months ago

      Who said anything about a meat tenderizer? I said kitchen hammer, distinctly different tool. You know, the thing you smack the butcher knife with when separating frozen meat.

      I see we equip our kitchens a little differently, that’s okay though. Just make sure to keep your kitchen tools and your restroom tools in their separate environments at all times. 👍

  • wilberfan@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Laugh, grimace, or down vote if you must, but I keep one handy and it works wonders. Clog-free in '23!

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    9 months ago

    Who the fuck that actually cooks doesn’t have a kitchen hammer?

    Like, at the very least you have a meat tenderizer, though those are for pussies. Real cooks grab a nice 3 or 4 pound sledge. I use a kobalt with a well padded handle, myself. Also handy for food critics.

    You want a fucking paillard you can cut with a fork? Sledge that fucker. Ideally after brining.

    • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      Who said anything about a meat tenderizer? Kitchen hammer is what you smack the butcher knife with when separating frozen meat, totally different tool.

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      9 months ago

      You have a point. Honestly, we don’t actually have a poop knife either, we just use the pointy end of the plunger.

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      9 months ago

      Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.

      Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.

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      9 months ago

      Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…

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        9 months ago

        Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.