• quaddo@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      “But the loaf of bread has incredible healing properties”

      “Oh!”

      “Except when it’s moldy, at which point it’s a mild poison. And it’s a bit moldy.”

      “Oh.”

    • Milksteaks [he/him]@midwest.social
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      9 months ago

      I remember I was playing curse of strahd and the dm had the travel rations cost like 80gold apiece. We argued and haggled to no avail. So we started butchering everything we saw, didnt matters what it was or what race it got butchered.

      When werewolves die they turn back into their human form so we started knocking them out and butchering them while they were still alive, just to get some food and to avoid being seen as cannibals