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First panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals
Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator”
Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy”
Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell is that guy doing” [first wolf] “I don’t know. I don’t understand”
(alt text by @cypnk@mastodon.social)
Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.
Remaining still to conserve energy < Running just to deplete excess energy
What is this excess energy you speak of?
Fat
Burn!
No he’s not burning his fat
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Run, Forrest, run!
Conservation in general isn’t a human strong suit.
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/study-space-junk-pollution-1.7010373
We are quite talented at the opposite, in fact.
Yellow piss too, it’s great.