• SeaJ@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

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          As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers

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        1 year ago

        “If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”

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        Honestly, when I made the username I didn’t really think that it would be taken into correlation. That’s why there’s “dev” at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.

        Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.