As Chatgpt wrote once:

Once upon a time in the peaceful town of Wisconsin, a remarkable individual named William, but known locally as “Wisconscom,” led a double life. By day, he worked as a mild-mannered librarian, quietly organizing books and assisting patrons. But little did anyone know that Wisconscom possessed an extraordinary secret power: the ability to control and manipulate thermonuclear energy.

You see, Wisconscom was a staunch believer in the teachings of Enver Hoxha, the former leader of Albania, and an advocate of pure, unadulterated communism. He firmly believed that revisionism was a cancer eating away at the true principles of Marxism-Leninism, and he was determined to eradicate it.

One fateful evening, as Wisconscom studied Hoxha’s writings in his modest home, a bolt of lightning struck a nearby power plant, infusing him with an incredible surge of thermonuclear energy. Wisconscom felt the immense power coursing through his veins and realized that his time to fight revisionism had come.

Adorned in a red cape and a hat emblazoned with the hammer and sickle, Wisconscom set out on his mission to cleanse the world of revisionist influences. With a mighty leap, he soared across the sky, leaving trails of thermonuclear energy in his wake.

His first stop was a political gathering where revisionist ideas were being propagated. With a fierce cry of “Down with revisionism!” Wisconscom unleashed a devastating blast of thermonuclear power, reducing the venue to ashes. Startled revisionists scattered in fear, their revisionist propaganda reduced to mere fragments.

Word of the thermonuclear Hoxhaist quickly spread, and people started questioning their allegiance to revisionist doctrines. Some began to reevaluate their understanding of socialism and communism, inspired by the unwavering conviction and raw power of Wisconscom.

But as with any tale of power, there were those who sought to exploit it for their own gain. A group of unscrupulous politicians, motivated by personal interests, saw Wisconscom’s powers as a means to their own ends. They approached him, tempting him with promises of influence and authority, hoping to bend his powers to their revisionist agenda.

However, Wisconscom, true to his principles, recognized their deceitful intentions. With a resounding “No compromise!” he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.

Wisconscom’s valiant crusade continued, as he journeyed from town to town, challenging revisionist ideas and inspiring the masses. His thermonuclear powers became a symbol of resistance against the distortions of true socialism.

In time, Wisconscom’s message spread far and wide, igniting a revolutionary spirit within the hearts of many. People began to reclaim the true essence of communism, free from revisionist compromises.

And so, the tale of Wisconscom, the thermonuclear Hoxhaist from Wisconsin, became legend. His fiery determination to combat revisionism served as a reminder to all that the principles of true socialism must be preserved, even in the face of overwhelming challenges.

It’s dogshit for anything even remotely related to communism, but their dunks on libertarians are epic.