Making Salmonella Great Again
Relax, it’s not as bad as it sounds. Yes, of course, you will be sick more often, and you might die sooner, but you can take really easy steps to prevent at least some diseases. Cook everything you prepare thoroughly, no rare steak, no juicy whatever. Avoid prepared/processed foods. Don’t drink from the tap, don’t use ice cubes.
If you have any questions, just ask any other third world nation.
Phew! I was getting EXTREMELY ANGRY at these SOCIALISTS using MY TAX DOLLARS to Inspect FOOD! I’m MUCH Happier Now that those SAME DOLLARS are being used to pay Elon Musk for KILLER SATELITES Instead!
South African space lasers?
Can’t wait to die of a disease in my food because it’s unavoidable. Thank you republicucks, this will surely help other immunocompromised/auto immune disease people.
Goodbye chat
Trump is going to need a food taster. If not for poisoning, then for this.
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