Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's younger brother is a Homeland Security liaison to the Pentagon. His wife reportedly joined sensitive meetings.
      • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldEnglish
        13·
        3 days ago

        can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y’all can see that.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
    11·
    3 days ago

    Did they bring potato salad at least? That kind of bland basic all white potato salad that has no seasoning to it.

  • zephorah@lemm.ee
    8·
    3 days ago

    He’s married?!?

    Given the well publicized cheating and alcoholism, reinforced publicly by Hegsbeth’s mother, this cannot be a healthy relationship. Even so, it’s bring your wife to work day, never mind national security and the potential for Jerry Springer vibes with that national security. I’m fascinated. What is this family dynamic?

    Unless, like it sometimes occurs in healthcare, Hegsbeth requires a support person to help him retain and interpret information given by those with advanced degrees and experience. That’s my best guess. Second guess is the executive branch is now full low EQ in supporting individuals who cannot go 10min in their lives without another person attached to them. (You can’t watch this movie alone it must be done together, you can’t go back for surgery prep alone we must be together until the last possible minute, my adult self can’t spend the night anywhere with my person, mommy?).

    I have so many questions.

  • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
    5·
    3 days ago

    Pa! Im getting married!
    Well thats great son we’ll get preparations going.
    and pa guess what!
    what.
    shes a virgin!
    thats it the weddings off!
    but pa why?
    if she aint good enough for family she aint good enough for you.