New York’s hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.
I… What? You mean John Stamos?
I don’t think you’re legally allowed to be confused by anything after posting this meme.
New York’s hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.
Yeah, I was just trying to get on the post’s level.