Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThe truth about Canadalemmy.worldimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11.35Karrow-down174
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1imageThe truth about Canadalemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoMaybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.
minus-squareolicvb@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoI’ll try and not mess the timeline too much <3
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoWhen you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
minus-squareHistorical_General@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoThen don’t reveal that you’re a time traveller blabbermouth!
Maybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.
I’ll try and not mess the timeline too much <3
When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.
Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
Then don’t reveal that you’re a time traveller blabbermouth!