comfortablyglum@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down12
arrow-up1269arrow-down1external-linkSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comcomfortablyglum@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarerunjun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91arrow-down4·10 months agoHey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?
minus-squareUnaware7013@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down2·10 months agoI’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·10 months agoWait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
minus-squareDark Arc@social.packetloss.gglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·10 months agoBbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
minus-squareWashedOver@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months ago2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…
minus-squarereversebananimals@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·10 months ago“iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!” magical thinking morons
minus-squareMudface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down3·10 months agoWasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?
Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?
I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?
Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…
“iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!”
Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?