That’s it. That’s the post.
AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!
Av another cado.
Heh
An avocado! Thanks…
Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.
Veggtable
Vegans when they can’t convince people to atop eating meat
I already have one, 🥑
Now you have 2!
I heard someone once nutted in coconut
CocoNUT
What? No toast? Ugh
Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they’d just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!
Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.
Nope. Avocados for all whether they need them or not. Good day sir.
< sigh >
I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.
r/notinteresting type post ^god I miss that sub^
What no I can’t accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.
Too late! No backsies!
I don’t :(
No I do not want to be an Evocati!
The avocados will continue until morale improves.
Are a sick (and weird) guy!
What if having avocados forced upon me is what’s ruining my morale?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
In this trying time
- “Avocado?”
- “Don’t mind if I do!”
That’s funny because I’ve always said “Avocado? How bout I avocadon’t.”
