• Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    The crushing weight of a hydraulic press. Sorry, what were we talking about?

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      1 year ago

      You’re a sentient doll.

      You get bought

      The buyer is a youtuber

      he got a hydraulic press.

      you discover that the crushing weight isn’t just a mental thing

      you wake up, it was just a dream.

      You’re a sentient doll waiting to be bought.

      • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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        1 year ago

        The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real.

        But how do I know these words?