Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agoElon Musk’s Neuralink begins accepting human patients for trials of its brain implantventurebeat.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down120
arrow-up162arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk’s Neuralink begins accepting human patients for trials of its brain implantventurebeat.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·11 months agoOle Musky should step up and prove how safe it is. If he gets one, I’ll definitely get one.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 months agoOne implant to rule them all, one implant to find them, One implant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
minus-squareJoker@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·11 months agoHe behaves like he already has one.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoOh shit, what if the purchase of Twitter, change to X, etc…etc…is all due to brain implant side effects… Someone get this conspiracy going!
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoSo then the thing that killed the monkeys was the smelling their smug farts all day? It all makes sense now…
minus-squareNaN@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoHe thinks we’re living in a simulation.
Ole Musky should step up and prove how safe it is. If he gets one, I’ll definitely get one.
One implant to rule them all, one implant to find them, One implant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
He behaves like he already has one.
Oh shit, what if the purchase of Twitter, change to X, etc…etc…is all due to brain implant side effects… Someone get this conspiracy going!
So then the thing that killed the monkeys was the smelling their smug farts all day? It all makes sense now…
He thinks we’re living in a simulation.