• theodewere@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    DM: okay barbarian roll for your Brain Dodge

    Barbarian: IT’S INTRACRANIAL ATHLETICS!!

    DM: whatever

    Barbarian: just gotta develop the right muscles

    Wizard: <snortle>

    DM: we’re all impressed with your physical dedication

    Barbarian: EXTREME dedication

    DM: yeah just roll your brains already

    Rogue: his what dodge?