Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday,Ā Tim WalzĀ staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former PresidentĀ Donald Trump and his running mate,Ā JD Vance, are āweirdā and ācreepy as hell.ā
Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.
āI canāt wait to debate the guy,ā Walz said. āThat is, if heās willing to get off the couch and show up.ā
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āIn Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldnāt make the same choice for ourselves,ā he said. āThereās a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.ā
Nothing wrong with ass play. But there is something wrong with a man attempting to shove an unlubricated sofa cushion up his own rectum, thatās where I draw the line.
What about a lubricated sofa cushion?
Iām all for it
I think Tim Walz would say thatās none of his business, and JD Vance would want to make it a crime while he continues to do it in private.
It might be a trauma surgeonās business, though.