Meanwhile, in reality and not the land of hilarious cope, this is what actually happens when you get rid of the right wingers:

The tapeworm sucking you dry says you’ll die without it, capitalists and their flunkies say the same thing. Society does not actually need a bunch of scared, bigoted adult children who never learned to share and who form lynch mobs at the drop of a hat:

Bonus food fact: the communists are better nourished