This feels like an unaired pilot for a 70s comic book saterday morning superhero show.

“WITH THEIR RINGS COMBINED, THEIR HAIR GROWS IN MODERATION!!! THEY ARE, BABYFACE JOHN, AND BALD JOHNSON!!!”

Ok, definately need new names. I was trying to go for “John Johnson”, except you’re both two half of it…

But somehow I made your brother into a name that sounds like a well cleaned penis.

My username makes sense now, doesn’t it?