toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?message-squaremessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down110
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squarenoseatbelt@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 months agoI love you. No licking! Baths are not the enemy. Stop acting like you’re dying when I trim your nails, it’s for your own good. There is nothing to be scared of. You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you. You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn’t a pill hidden in it this time. You don’t own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it’s none of your business if there are other dogs there. You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.
I love you.
No licking!
Baths are not the enemy.
Stop acting like you’re dying when I trim your nails, it’s for your own good.
There is nothing to be scared of.
You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.
You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn’t a pill hidden in it this time.
You don’t own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it’s none of your business if there are other dogs there.
You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.