The sun hurts you if you leave your skin exposed to it while doing yard work for 2-4 hours every day after work in June/July
That and a mask when mowing, my allergies are bad.
holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
I’ve never fought for anything in my life, but now I’m fighting for this hat.
💲
Around 40 when you value practicality over style.
I’m 39. Stop scaring me.
Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.
You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.
Skin cancer.
You’re just mad that your hat doesn’t have a cape.
Hey, get a load of old no-cape Veedems over here.
When you realize the sun can fucking kill you and, if you’re of light complexion, very well may.
I strive for the confidence of the park ranger, in this, shorts, a nice breathable polo shirt, doubled white socks and sunscreen still visible. All while being the chillest guy you know. It is not in the hat itself, but there is power in your ability to wear it.
These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I’d wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.
I believe it’s called being born white
Idk, but I’m fighting it too. I already got the sunhat, and the neck guard is on the horizon
Give in. Come to the dark side
cries in dad
This is me too. And the fact that it works really well for when I’m outside doesn’t help…
Hiking happens.
Summer discgolf in Florida
I love how you had to clarify disc golf… bet let’s be honest only us hippy golfers would wear the hat. Okay you’re right.
Retire and fish every day… A man can dream.
I’m 35 and I have one. It’s great for cutting the grass and other outside stuff. Don’t feel like getting crispy on my ears or bald spot.
After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February
By the way, the taste of sunscreen is discussing.