The official results are expected early Monday, with voter turnout on course to be the highest in decades.
Against all odds, the socdems beat the liberals and reduced a surging far-right to an embarrassing third place. French fascists are stomping on their berets and cartoonishly snapping baguettes in half.
Voting for a left-wing party over liberals defeated the fascists… wait does that mea… error… error… vote blue no matter who! vote blue no matter who! there is no alternative!