Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoCan't get that metallic taste out of my mouthslrpnk.netimagemessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down123
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageCan't get that metallic taste out of my mouthslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·16 days agoDoesn’t matter, sucked titty.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoDoesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern. (Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-215 days agoOh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?! Well, now Im not doing it.
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
Wait, do I know you?
Oh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?!
Well, now Im not doing it.