• Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    5 months ago

    Ugh. Here we go:

    That didn't happen.  <-- We are here
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad. 
    And if it was, that's not a big deal. 
    And if it is, that's not my fault. 
    And if it was, I didn't mean it. 
    And if I did... You deserved it. 
    
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      5 months ago
      That didn't happen.  <-- We are here
      And if it did, it wasn't that bad.  <-- We are here
      And if it was, that's not a big deal.  <-- We are here
      And if it is, that's not my fault.  <-- We are here
      And if it was, I didn't mean it.  <-- We are here
      And if I did... You deserved it.  <-- We are here
      

      • uis@lemm.ee
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        5 months ago

        Physicist would love to study Trump as quantuum system

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      5 months ago

      I mean…he can cycle through those stages as fast or as short as he wants. I’m more interested in a different cycle.

      Trump prepares for an election one year away.

      Trump is not a criminal.

      Trump goes on trial.

      Trump farts in his sleep.

      Trump IS a criminal.

      Trump is locked up.

      Maybe someone in jail pokes him in the eyes, or kicks him in the balls.

      THATS the series of events I’M here to see. And you know CNN would somehow get access to the video footage of trump in jail. Especially if something funny happens.