• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Pope Ruby is welcome to go on a crusade against me any time she likes, as long as it is a kisses crusade.

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      7 months ago

      Her favorite method of popely justice is the face missile, where she calls upon the will of the gods to launch her small furry body at Mach one right at your face. Never missed

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        7 months ago

        Sounds like my kind of dog!

        I’ve been away from home for a week now and my wife hates getting kisses, but my dogs won’t let her escape since I’m not around to receive them.