edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

  • PugJesus@kbin.social
    141·
    7 months ago

    Unfortunately I can hear these arguments non-ironically with only very small changes in the wording.

    • spujb@lemmy.cafeOPEnglish
      71·
      7 months ago

      satire is woven from the same thread that composes reality 😔

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
          4·
          7 months ago

          There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

          There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

          - Douglas Adams

          Reason #42 for more funding to go towards theoretical physics.

            • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
              4·
              7 months ago

              PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I’m aware.

                • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
                  2·
                  7 months ago

                  Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

                  🍄‍🟫

                  I’m helping!

                  - Bizarro Quinn