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    1 year ago

    Zorr’ak notes, page 2:

    Earthlings’ nutrition consists mainly of elongated pieces of synthetic rubber. These can’t be fully digested, so consuming the nutrients they contain is achieved by inserting them repeatedly in one or more of the mouths that Earthlings have in different parts of their anatomy.

    Zorr’ak notes, page 3:

    Several attempts to feed the Earthling specimen we collected have failed. We are releasing it to avoid it dying from starvation

    NY Post, page 3 headline:

    Texas man claims he was abducted by aliens and anal-probed