• EnderWi99in@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    He’s done this three times now. He’ll just pay his bond and leave. They aren’t going to fingerprint or give him a mugshot or anything because everyone in the world can pick his orange ass out of a crowd.

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      1 year ago

      When he’s not wearing his spray tan, lifts or that combover I guarantee nobody will recognise him.

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      1 year ago

      I was hoping it’d be more like the jail scene from Guardians of the Galaxy, but I understand that’s a bit overzealous.

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        1 year ago

        In a just world he’d be marched down the street, Game of Thrones-style (for the love of god, fully clothed), getting pelted by all sorts of gross shit, to the gallows, where a very “still drunk” executioner was waiting, Tudors-style. But given this fucker has skirted all accountability, that’s just the dream of sand that’s constantly falling through my hands.

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      1 year ago

      I mean they said they would. Also the mugshots of the co-defendants that have already surrendered have been released by now, so it would be weird if he gets a special treatment.