A verbal war broke out between two old-timers over climate change that led to one loudly farting at the table to express his disgust.
  • Cruxifux@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    “Anthony Hayden-Guest stepped in to call Dechert a “miserable blob.”

    Patrick McMullan via Getty Images Here, it seems, Dechert sensed the need for a new rhetorical tack, and let rip a loud, prolonged fart while yelling, as if to underscore his point, “I’m farting!””

    Who the fuck just screams “I’m farting” in that situation?

    A man who didn’t mean to fart during an argument and wanted to make it seem intentional to save face, that’s who.

    What a fucking idiot.

    • ArtieShaw@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      The elderly, gassy gentleman seems to have a long history of doing stupid shit in public. He’s like the wealthy and well connected version of the teen girl with the unwashed “if you can’t handle me at my worst…” t-shirt.

      I like to imagine that he’ll go away if you ignore him hard enough, but I also know that’s not true.