“you’re the worst chancellor i’ve ever heard of”

“but you have heard of me”

So he can’t jog but we expect him to RUN our country? /s

Pirate party support confirmed

He had an accident while jogging, resulting in scratches and the eyepatch. The caption of the picture, which was posted on Twitter, literally said “Am curious/excited for the memes”. His PR knows how to catch the attention of the internet lol

He won’t wear that permanently, they just wanted a memeable picture for the press release.