Okay I know this one - it’s like putting lawn chairs out in front of the steamroller that’s been approaching the town for months. ‘We can make some more money selling “steamroller” themed tshirts and merchandise’. It’s like trying to convince father dougal that the cow isn’t small, it’s just a long way away.

You’re telling me the leader of the evil oil company literally twirls his mustache? The simulation is just getting lazy at this point.